Sad to relate, as recent events showed, without money or credit you are pretty much stuck where you are. However, with a proper time machine you could be stinkin' rich! Go forward a week, come back with a wad of newspapers and hammer the bookmakers with a bunch of long-odds accumulators at the track! Then go back a year and buy/sell 3 months pork-bellies or orange juice or copper. Win the lottery. Here, wait a cotton-pickin' minute, someone already has a machine!

Bugger!

Alan


Wood work but can't!