Everywhere i go, the customer has a dog...so there always seems the need for proper dog edicate.
( before i continue, i have a dog....)
>Some customers leave a key, and don't tell me there's a dog, allbeit clues of dishes, chew toys, etc may tip you off...
>Some open the door for rin-tin-tubby to barrel off the porch at you full tilt, usually accompained by a 'he's a love' line...
>Some barricade the animal in a room where it goes banana's while your there ( and the panel ends up in said room)
>Some 'crotch hounds'have an incredible sense of timming....
> Ditto 'leg hounds'
>Some make we wonder if they have a pulse at all...
>A few have , on my arrival, immediately left thier mark on my van tire ....
>Some you continually have to play ball, or whatever keeps the animal amused, while you work....
>Some will amuse themselves with the tools you've brought....usually mimicking the 'fetch' game...
> Some will simply not accept a biscuit, or bite from your lunch, while it's master watches...(but do when it's master is gone)
>Some wanna piece of you no matter what....
> Some , mostly little dogs, sneak up behind you and then explode into mad howls,( again thier timming is notable....)
[This message has been edited by sparky (edited 06-04-2002).]
