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#22304 - 02/21/03 05:01 PM Bon Voyage !!!  
txsparky  Offline
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Joined: May 2001
Posts: 552
Magnolia,.Texas U.S.A.
Afghanistan Cruise

We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.

With that in mind, we have a Special Offer
for those who want to keep their promise!

Attention:

Would Alec Baldwin,Rosie O'Donnell,Cher,
Phil Donahue,David Gephin, Barbara Streisand,Pierre Salinger,and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward,and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four years and you should consider the possibility of eight years.

Note:
Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.

Staffing your voyage is:
Bill Clinton as captain,
Al Gore as cruise director,
Monica Lewinsky as recreation director,
Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director,and Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.

If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments
Senator Hillary Clinton.
Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.

Bon Voyage!"
Is this a great country or what


Donnie

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#22305 - 02/21/03 05:18 PM Re: Bon Voyage !!!  
pwood  Offline
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Posts: 67
castella,calif usa
txsparky,
well spoken,except you forgot to mention the resident proctologist sean penn!!


#22306 - 02/21/03 05:36 PM Re: Bon Voyage !!!  
HotLine1  Offline


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Posts: 6,853
Brick, NJ USA
If any of the cruise guests require transportation to the ship, please don't hesitate to contact me. I can be reached by e-mail, or you can call me thru my pager
1-888-936-5070 within the continental US
I will gladly provide personal transportation to anyone interested in leaving, by motor vehicle!
John


John

#22307 - 02/21/03 07:25 PM Re: Bon Voyage !!!  
wocolt  Offline
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Posts: 110
Txsparky:
I remember reading somewhere, " Texans, always move them".

Excellant..

WOC


#22308 - 02/22/03 01:32 PM Re: Bon Voyage !!!  
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Ted Kennedy might be more at home as bartender, but whatever happens do not let him drive the ship!

[This message has been edited by iwire (edited 02-22-2003).]


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