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what I thought !.

....this is all Bushs fault.....


geez, that guy has his finger .......

Jammed in everyone's Fusebox...
To which he thought "We dont need a hack and slash handyman, we need a..."

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...handyman of mass destruction. Then we could...

get my house fixed.

So the owner called the number anyway and asked for some help...



George W.

Sorry to hear about all those problems there at the house but I'm all tapped out. I can't send any electricians over because I just sent all of them overseas to fix the power so we can maximize oil production to make some big bucks. Oh I'm sorry, I mean "Private Companies" sent some over and I am not involved in that in any way. Ah..Gotta Go,Bye.


With that the Owner grabbed a pair of sidecutters and ....

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some electric tape and the latest edition of time life's book entitled basic electricity.
With these things in hand he....

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..name a new group of people to monitor the actions of HMD "People Who Watch The Actions Of Handymen of Mass Destruction And All Other Morons Here And Abroad" (PWWTAOHMDAAOMHAA)their job will be to...

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further "dubya's" plan to eliminate the NEC and other impediments to a "free market" in the electrical industry, replacing them with a new "faith-based" electrical code which....

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...be called "Bob, Norm & Steve's book of Really Cool Electrical Ideas" and....

..comes bound in a beautiful corinthian leather jacket, which made PETA very...

upset. They were even more upset, however, when they saw how many endangered Naugas had been slaughtered to cover the living room furniture in Naugahyde.

Have you no shame?, said the...