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Preventing the lights dimming and stressing the motor of the Binford power ratchet when its plugged in the stove receptacle

Just then a hybrid car running on vegetable oil drove up and out jumped two people from "Earth First" and hollered....

"That copper pipe in the fuse holder must be properly bonded so we don't electrocute the fuse-fish!" Astonished, I replied...

The fuse fish are the least of the problems here--you oughtta see what happened to an innocent furby at the hands of these idiots!

The EF!ers then turned to Mrs. Ownerswife and said...

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......."SAVE THE WHALE"........,but first, could we plug into your dryer oulet....our batteries are going dead and we have to get to.....

"...the protest to smoke weed. We can't wait to sit around and play songs on our guitar about the destruction and endangerment of certain species of trees in the rainforest."

Norm spoke up and said, "Hey those guitars in your back seat look like they are made out of Brazilian Cherrywood."

Bob then told the "Earth First" that he had some rolling papers and then asked if he could go with them and .....




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....roll some fatties, which caused the local Earth First Weight Watchers group to get angry, so they....

re-energized the top lines of the overhead transmission, which cooked several turkey buzzards.

And My Lord did they smell bad, anyhow that was not the end of it.
Soon enough a Police Officer turned up asking..

"Who stabbed Bob Vila with a roll of electrical specifications?"