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Why sure, the head carpenter said. And by the way, that sure is a furry furby you have there.

Just then the door opened.

It was Mr.Owner and he was furious,"What are you doing with my daughter in her room.?"

Mr.Owner looked down and picked up some wire that fell from the attic. With the wire clenched tightly between his hands he lunged towards the carpenter and began ....



[This message has been edited by RobbieD (edited 02-09-2006).]

...practicing Underwriters' knots. Then he said, "This is ridiculous! I need some...

vasalene. so I can put this wire in your

overstuffed van

And then the Chief Electrical Inspector spoke up and said it would be good if they drove a few more ground rods, just in case there weren't enough of them

So outside they went, with the Mrs. Ownerswife's daughter and her furry furby to pound in more ground rods. Just as they were about to start, a huge truck pulled up.....

and out jumped Bob Vila with a film crew.
"Well!", said Mrs Ownerswife, "You can

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bet the job's gonna get done now". Just then Steve Thomas and Norm Abrams come out of the smoke filled kitchen and

tell Bob to get to porta-potty cleaned out, and when he's done with that,

[This message has been edited by togol (edited 02-10-2006).]