Thanks for the promotion, but I'm not the head electrical inspector for Irvine or any other city nor will I ever be or want to be.
I still think the program is a good idea especially the continuing education, just promulgated by nincompoops. Here's from roget's thesarus:
noun: One deficient in judgment and good sense: ass, fool, idiot, imbecile, jackass, mooncalf, moron, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool. Informal : dope, gander, goose. Slang : cretin, ding-dong, dip, goof, jerk, nerd, schmo, schmuck, turkey. See ABILITY.