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It was a "mite" nippy at the Pentagon today, I was indulging in one of my favorite activities, well, the door blew open, and some son of a gun with a camera.......
Well, you get the picture. :-)

VERMONT TEMP CONVERSION CHART

@ +70 degrees Texans turn on the heat and unpack the
thermal underwear.
People in Vermont go swimming in the rivers.

@ +60 degrees Floridians try to turn on the heat.
People in Vermont plant gardens.

@ +50 degrees Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Vermont sunbathe.

@ +40 degrees Italian &English cars won't start.
People in Vermont drive with the windows down.

@ +32 degrees Distilled water freezes.
Lake Champlain water gets thicker.

@ +20 degrees North Carolinians don coats, thermal
underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Vermont
throw on a flannel shirt.

@ +15 degrees Philadelphia landlords finally turn up
the heat. People in Vermont have the last cookout
before it gets cold.

@ +10 degrees People in Miami all die...
Mt. Mansfield Union High students lick the flagpole.

@ -20 degrees Californians fly away to México.
People in Vermont get out their winter coats.

@ -40 degrees Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Vermont are selling cookies door to
door.

@ -60 degrees Polar bears begin to evacuate the
Arctic. Vermont Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.

@ -80 degrees Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Vermont rent some videos.

@ -100 degrees Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
UVM students get frustrated because they can't thaw
the keg.

@ -297 degrees Microbial life no longer survives on
dairy products.
Cows in Vermont complain about farmers with cold
hands.

@ -460 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero
in the Kelvin scale). People in Vermont start saying,
"S'pose I should throw another
log in the stove?"

@ -500 degrees Hell freezes over.
Vermont's Howard Dean is Elected President!