just got home and out of the shower....this place is nothing but dirt and filth,
interestingly, Mmgt.decided two weeks ago to spruce up the maint. locker room and had everything torn out, hired professionals to paint , repair , and replace things like the plumbing, floor tile, and lighting....
actually they hired some college kids as Summer help.!
anyway, this place is desperate for help,
of any calibre and though misdemeanors don't count.. felonies just require answering a couple extra questions , and
who would know more about the intricacies of Drug Screening than uh....inmates
I think, ......and I may be wrong, but, there may even be a recruiter posted at the County Correctional Center.
basically the way to greet some new hire is to inquire as to the conditons of his or her parole... instead of the old fashioned .."were do you live" or "what did you do before" sort of questions.
that may provide some insight to the typical worker there, so perhaps instead of mentioning silly crap like housekeeping to some crackhead , the Dept.... referred to as Shakeout ..... culls a few from the herd and teaches these model citizens how to drive a Bobcat,
and thru the wee hours these crazies drive around at a safe speed and scoop up anything left laying on the floor...
or the parking lot..
.and once, the road out front,
that's right, driving away in your very own Bobcat down the road to....... freedom !
and freedom was about three blocks away that night.
So getting someone who can register a score on the Mech.test must be like signing Michael Jordan to play Hockey for the SouthBend Silverhawks AA baseball minimum....a rarity indeed...
will this nincompoop hurt himself??
....probably
will someone else be hurt ??
I hope not.
will he ever pick up after himself ??
if I tell you that he has new indoor fixtures sitting in the rain as I type this.......!
does that give the answer away ??
should I write a book??
should ECN sell comics??
pictures are coming soon , my camera is big and hard to hide....this place doesn't allow cameras.....geez, why not
andCeltic if you don't mind
I like tasmanian electrician...
howze bout...spazmanian for my new best friend ....... Doofy
[This message has been edited by togol (edited 07-11-2006).]
