New BBC comedy just started here, I expect you will get it over the pond soon:

Scene; The Old Squire's living room with stuffed big-game animal's heads fixed all round the oak-panelled walls.

Elgin; "The Old Squire shot all these animals, sir."
Boycee: "In Africa, I presume?"
Elgin; "Oh no, sir! Here on the walls t'was, - it took us weeks to dig all the bullets out of the panelling!"
Boycee; "Was he drunk then?"
Elgin; "Oh! no sir, the old Squire, he was nuttier than a squirrel's fart!"

Alan


Wood work but can't!