OK it long......

Little Johnny faked sick, and his mom let him stay home from school. About ten o'clock he was feeling better, go figure...

So he asks his mom if he can go out... She says no. Then he sees the construction site across the street, and begs to go over and see what they're doing...

It's a "liitle Johnny Joke" we all know where this is going...


Mark Heller
"Well - I oughta....." -Jackie Gleason