My late Uncle's first prosecution was a Federal case: a man and his hacksaw had re-purposed the 4" copper water mains pipes that were to go into the new Federal court house.
If you are not aware, at that time pipes of that size and quantity required serious lead time to (custom) order. Turnover in that size is extremely low. (Strictly government and big business.)
The industrious copper expert had spent all night cutting down these water mains such that they could fit in his trunk and (later) his back seat and (still later) his passenger seat.
His engineering was a little off: he'd bottomed out his springs and taken his tires beyond design limits. Hence, he could not motor much past 5-6 mph. The back-weighting had also thrown off his front alignment. (camber)
Surprisingly, this fellow came to the attention of even sleepy patrol cops in their cruiser. After a U-turn and 4-second pursuit they were able to arrest the over burdened hauler.
He made a pitiful sight in front of the Federal judge -- who, himself, would have to wait an additional six-months to move into his new court house. The ENTIRE Federal court house construction project was put on hold shortly after the theft. It couldn't be built until this critical sub-structure was installed.
Yes, it didn't take Columbo to solve the case, and Perry Mason was not there to get this defendent off. Not only did he have the copper remnants in his vehicle, but the tool of the crime: an EXTREMELY worn out hacksaw blade -- to go with his very tired arm.
My Uncle's career was off to a (copper) bright future.
Last edited by Tesla; 06/29/14 12:50 AM.
