I'm waiting for him to attempt the Newcastle - Edinburgh leg, because there are no commercial posts between them. That and the language problem could scupper him...
One Sunda morn young Lambton went A-fishing in the Wear; An' catched a fish upon he's heuk He thowt leuk't vary queer. But whatt'n a kind ov fish it was Young Lambton cudden't tell- He waddn't fash te carry'd hyem, So he hoyed it doon a well!
