I'm totally with Greg on this one. I still laugh when I remember those ridiculous phrases on the TV news.
"Osama Bin Laden almost certainly either dead or alive"
And my all time favorite...from the Columbia breakup;
"Shuttle was traveling 18 times the speed of light"
There are a lot of people in journalism because they couldn't hack the tougher school courses like Writing or Physics.
And I also vote for getting more guys like Mike in the Fire Service!!!