"Dat dare is funny no matta who you are." -Larry the Cable Guy
It is a good thing youe senerio is fictionious otherwise we would be paying an arm and a leg for copper. Besides I could manage with one arm but with one leg, I would not get too far. As bug Buggy said, "The first step is lu lu!". I need to get some coffee in me before I go to work. This seems funny to me.