No need to bother; Snopes already did the legwork. The story was pretty marginal the first time around; this obvious rehash is clearly bogus. I'd consider an "Elvis seen in UFO" story from the 'supermarket press' to have more credibility.
CPSC? Who takes them seriously? We recently had a lively discussion here about connections involving aluminum wiring ... and even those who disliked aluminum wiring failed to reference the CPSC's position.
I'll worry about more likely risks to my well-being .... lightning strikes, alien abduction, winning the lotto
