So, the perfect employee gets to work early, stays late, is always personable, without drugs. By the way, alcohol is a drug, and it is one that allows some of us to do what you ask.
When I took my current job, I questioned my employer's ability to pay my wage. You aren't the only ones doing the selecting.
When drug testing is mandatory, I vow that it will include employers.
Pee here...NOW!
Edited for usual typo's.
[This message has been edited by twh (edited 11-26-2004).]