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Until then, pass the hat and get some diaper wipes, a small $$$ to pay to avoid this projectile vomiting thing going around

You're not kidding! My 2 children had it, one a few days after the other. Then my wife. Then me. Then the children again and then I had it again! That was with being careful to wash our hands--not easy, though, when it comes to the kiddies.

Save the handshake--a "hello" will do just fine!