...9V battery that powers my trusty TI30 calculator....as an infinitely phased AC source as long as that makes more sense to me?
Actually, if you look at the fourier series for DC there is some basis for this. But, why make anything so simple, so complex?

Am I allowed to preach such unorthodox theories to unsuspecting laymen on the assumption that it will make more sense to them too?

Depends....Is the purpose to educate, or to impress others with your knowledge???

GJ