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#75960 - 03/23/07 08:45 AM OT:- secret names
Kenbo Offline
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Registered: 04/07/06
Posts: 234
Loc: Scotland
Was sent this ahd a good laugh with it so just passing it on to lighten the mood a bit.

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To help avoid spam etc. we should avoid giving out our real names online. Here is a useful code system for generating an assumed name:

your silly name
Follow the instructions to find your funny name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = bum
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Tony Blair's is Zippy Liverlips.

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Regards

Zippy Cootiesniffer
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#75961 - 03/23/07 08:50 AM Re: OT:- secret names
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Crusty gizzardsniffer here. The Crusty part sounds right
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#75962 - 03/23/07 10:00 AM Re: OT:- secret names
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Registered: 08/07/02
Posts: 402
Loc: welland ontario canada
Loppy Burgerhead

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#75963 - 03/23/07 10:10 AM Re: OT:- secret names
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Registered: 08/11/01
Posts: 7693
Loc: Norfolk, England
Dorkey Burgersquirt!

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#75964 - 03/23/07 10:28 AM Re: OT:- secret names
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Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 1801
Loc: Mayenne N. France
Stinky Girdlefanny? American terms I hope!
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#75965 - 03/23/07 11:34 AM Re: OT:- secret names
Redsy Offline
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Registered: 03/28/01
Posts: 2138
Loc: Bucks County PA
Some trivia along the same lines, but different:

Anyone know who "McGanahan Skjellyfetti" is?

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#75966 - 03/23/07 01:59 PM Re: OT:- secret names
iwire Offline
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Registered: 01/05/03
Posts: 4343
Loc: North Attleboro, MA USA
I am less than happy with my new name. \:\(

Lumpy Diaperpants :p \:D
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#75967 - 03/23/07 02:04 PM Re: OT:- secret names
ShockMe77 Offline
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Registered: 06/11/05
Posts: 823
Loc: Rahway, New Jersey
I figured the original poster was taking a shot at Bush and Blair so I'll go ahead and take a shot at these two idiots.

Nancy Pelosi's new name: Zippy Girdle Hiny

Dingy Harry's new name: Loopy Girdle Nose

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#75968 - 03/23/07 02:26 PM Re: OT:- secret names
mxslick Offline
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Registered: 10/24/04
Posts: 785
Loc: Atomic City, ID USA
Oh, brother! Mine's:

Zippy DiaperNose \:\)


At least it's not:

Lumpy Diaperpants :p \:D

I feel sorry for iwire now.. \:\)
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#75969 - 03/23/07 02:34 PM Re: OT:- secret names
Alan Belson Offline
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Registered: 03/23/05
Posts: 1801
Loc: Mayenne N. France
Yes, commiserations, Bob. I'm not sure which half of yours is worse!
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