Was sent this ahd a good laugh with it so just passing it on to lighten the mood a bit.

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To help avoid spam etc. we should avoid giving out our real names online. Here is a useful code system for generating an assumed name:

your silly name
Follow the instructions to find your funny name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = bum
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Tony Blair's is Zippy Liverlips.

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Regards

Zippy Cootiesniffer

Crusty gizzardsniffer here. The Crusty part sounds right

Loppy Burgerhead

Dorkey Burgersquirt!

Stinky Girdlefanny? American terms I hope!

Some trivia along the same lines, but different:

Anyone know who "McGanahan Skjellyfetti" is?

I am less than happy with my new name.

Lumpy Diaperpants :p

I figured the original poster was taking a shot at Bush and Blair so I'll go ahead and take a shot at these two idiots.

Nancy Pelosi's new name: Zippy Girdle Hiny

Dingy Harry's new name: Loopy Girdle Nose

Oh, brother! Mine's:

Zippy DiaperNose


At least it's not:

Lumpy Diaperpants :p

I feel sorry for iwire now..

Yes, commiserations, Bob. I'm not sure which half of yours is worse!

Ahh no!
"Stinky Girdlesprinkles" is mine, but iwire's takes the cake for sure!

A.D

Alan, I guess we're kin folk, I'm Fluffy Girdlefanny.

Roger

booger cootiebutt here, blast

Zippy Rhinobum

Drat

Hello my name is Pinky Burgerbiscuits

Buttercup Gerbil Biscuits reporting for duty.

I will gladly pay you tommorow for a burger today.

Loopy Burgersniffer

Sorry,
Can't figure how to delete.

Pinky Cootiemouth

Booger GirdleBum reporting for duty.

greasy girdle chunks. Care to trade?

Stinky Diaper Chunks?

I am now "Zippy Burgerhead"

Pseudonym for the Grateful Dead? Credited on several of their albums...

BTW, Lumpy Girdlefanny here.

Loopy Diaperhiney

Falafel Gizzardpants at your service!

Goober Cootiebrain

the milkman ,future maury povich show guest, notit

G'day from Central Australia...I'm Loopy Daiperbuns

Crusty Diaper Bum. I won't be sharing this with anyone at work.

oprah chickensniffer

Gee, whiz! You folks are supposed to be adults! Yours faithfully,

Falafel DiaperLips

You can call me
"Goober Gigglesniffer"

:):D

Allow me to introduce myself...Gidget Wafflesniffer

I'm Zippy Gigglefanny, so I must be LMAO

Very punny