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OK guys, I've edited one and deleted one. (BTW I'm sorry for doing so)
Let's remember that we try to keep a G rating here.
What we may not necessarily consider offensive may in fact be offensive to our neighbor.
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I think it was just a phase he was going through. ![[Linked Image]](https://www.electrical-contractor.net/PC/rofl.gif)
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Q: What do you get when a high voltage transmission line falls onto a Japanese car?
A: A Toyota Corona
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Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a service panel?
A: Dead!
-John
Last edited by BigJohn; 06/29/07 08:22 PM.
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Wood work but can't!
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Q: How can you tell when a DYI-er has been working on a panel?
A: He’s still superglued to the cover when you arrive.
Q: How can you tell when an Mechanic has been working on a panel?
A: All the wire ends have been de-burred and chamfered at 45º.
Q: How can you tell when a Sheet-rocker has been working on a panel?
A: You cannot find it, [ or him! ].
Q: How can you tell when a Plumber has been working on a panel?
A: It’s full of bath-water, [ it’s OK, it will all leak out! ].
Q: How can you tell when a Roofer has been working on a panel?
A: The cable gutters have downspouts.
Q: How can you tell when a Carpenter has been working on a panel?
A: He’s sawn the ‘high leg’ off, trying to get it level.
Q: How can you tell when a Designer has been working on a panel?
A: He’s painted the 'red card' in lilac satin-latex.
Q: How can you tell when Arnie has been working on a panel?
A: If it smokes with the door open, he fines you $100.
Wood work but can't!
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Reward offered:
A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal Hop-A-Long Capacity.
This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary cell where he had been clamped in ions, awaiting the Gauss chamber.
He was charged with the induction of an 18 turn coil named millihenry who was found choked and robbed of valuable joules.
He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer. Capacity is also charged with driving a DC motor over a Wheatstone bridge and refusing to let the band-pass.
If encountered, he may offer series resistance.
The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed he had returned ohm via a short circuit.
He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend Eddy Current who was playing a harmonic.
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I know a young lady who found out her silicone implants have impurities in them. She calls them her Darlington Pair.
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A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for information leading to the arrest of this desperate criminal Hop-A-Long Capacity.... Brilliant!  Newsflash: The new Prime Minister has denied rumors that a "get tough on crime" policy would include reinstatement of capital punishment in Britain and the import of now-surplus electric chairs from the United States. A spokesman for the P.M.'s office said: "However attractive some people might find the idea, we must remember that a prison is officially a place of employment for prison wardens, and as we all know, there is a ban on smoking in the workplace from July 1."
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“Doctor my left arm hurts in several places!”
“Don’t go to those places!”
“Doctor now my other arm really hurts when I do this, Ooohh Arrgh!”
“Don’t do it then!”
“Doctor, now I can’t feel my legs!”
“I know, I had to cut your bad arms off!”
Wood work but can't!
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