After a recent storm a lady called to complain that a street light was out and it was very dangerous because there were barricades in the street and someone could run into them.
I asked her why there were barricades.
She said it was because the wires to the pole with the street light were laying in the street.
I asked if she thought the two things might be related.
After a long pause she said, Oh, and hung up.
Alan--
