Speaking of things flying Scott.....
I was doing some work in a local fast-food outlet here a few years back.
There was a guy at the counter ordering, when all of a sudden he let loose with a humungous sneeze and his top set of dentures shot out of his mouth and into the tray of fries. [Linked Image]
I wasn't quite sure wether to laugh or hurl.
I don't like people that don't put thier hand over thier mouth when they sneeze.
This could be why.