It's an old story-
In a small town there was this farmer who would charge people 50 cents to watch his bull with the cows in the spring. One day, a station wagon pulls in and a man gets out and asks the farmer "how much?" The farmer tells him "50 cents each"
The man then asks if there is a discount for his 10 children. The farmer says "10 children?"
"maybe you can let my bull watch you"

Was that you, Gene? [Linked Image]
My children are into:
son-22-make a career out of college, long distance begging for $$, recovering online gaming fanatic
daughter-21-in Germany for year of school-journalism-saving the world
son 14- swims, climbs,ps2,lego maniac

so it's off 2 work I go