http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28193030

well, we're up to our eyeballs here in 'i just got a generator from home depot, and can't fit it in the panel' calls....

but the best one was this old bird who calls me , thinking i'm the poco, berrating me for the outage , and demanding to know when she'd be sparked up again

after trying to explain myself as 'just the electrician' to no avail, i instead informed her that we were sick of her paying so slow, ergo she would be last on the spark up list

i hung up on her as she was howling like a stuck pig.....

i know, i know....i'm going to h*ll for that....

~S~