At work“Of course you can go on that 2 day training course” 2 days before course “ we cant let you go because we are short staffed”
“We appreciate the commitment of our staff” only to be told “ you are not getting a wage rise in line with inflation”
At home“Now Santa will not come if you do not go to sleep”
“The tooth fairy will leave a coin under your pillow”
On pay day“I need rise in the housekeeping money dear” (sorry mike your honeymoon will be over by now)
Finaly“Next weeks lottery numbers are xxxxxx” (as if)
