The apprentice accidentally drilled a half-inch hole right through your roof shingles. Right next to the one where my boot went through. Luckily, I managed to stop myself falling by snapping off your tv satelite dish. Which has rolled off and fallen right through your garage roof. With the chimney still bolted to it. And it landed on the <s>bonnet</s> hood of your priceless 1966 Mustang. With half the roof. The heavy half. My insurance ran out Tuesday.
Last edited by Alan Belson; 06/27/0906:39 PM. Reason: hood not bonnet!
Actually, I think that's the ugliest light fixture I've ever seen in my life.
I actually did that once before. I roughed in an office building and I suggested they reconsider which my boss came unglued and the customer declined. When it was time to trim out and I pulled out the lights, everyone thought including the customer and boss thought they were ugly. I kid you not