All Members:

I need a really funny buzz line here?

This was used as an extension cord floating around in a pool so the owner could a watch television that was also floating around on a tube tray!!



[This message has been edited by Joe Tedesco (edited 08-17-2002).]

" Got Insurance? "

Lemon fresh KillJoy?

Was he watchig "Touched by an Angel"?

[This message has been edited by Redsy (edited 07-26-2002).]

You see the problem with trying to idiot proof things is that the idiots are so ingenious.

Receptacle: $0.59
Extension Cord: $7.95
Bottle of Joy: $0.99
Electrical Tape: $0.79
Managing to survive your own stupidity and having your work displayed on the internet: Priceless.



(Edited, forgot the tape!)

[This message has been edited by sparky66wv (edited 07-26-2002).]

{voice="radio announcer"}

Yes folks, you too can flirt with disaster with the new "Hydroutlet" from "Widowmaker Products, Inc." !

{/voice}

(I know, kinda lame...)

(Edited, cause I didn't realize that Joe had the HTML turned on and my faux-tags wouldn't show up...)

[This message has been edited by sparky66wv (edited 07-26-2002).]

The first question that comes to mind is "was this and the new life insurance policy his wife's idea?".

New from Ronco The Floating Barbeque! "Imagine having fresh Barbequed Trout caught with your amazing Ronco Pocket Fisherman no need to even leave the water"

"Strong enough for a man, but I love it too."

"Madge—I've got just what you need. While you're soaking my nails in this gentle Pelmolive dishwashing liquid, this new invention lets you run my hairdryer right at the sink."

[OK, I'm dating myself.]

Bjarney,

I remember Madge.

It's not soap on a rope.

It's soap for a dope.

The more modern version has a GFCI...

Where is the "In use bubble cover"?