A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm
in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to
his walkman.

sex, drugs, and ROCK N ROLL!!!.....what a way to go!

hummm?

How does one "protect" himself from the "wife"??????

How ???
" Our D-I-V-O-R-C-E became final today,,,"
and thats the only way.

[This message has been edited by wocolt (edited 01-13-2003).]