Guys I just though it was getting to serious lately so heres a good "Sparky" joke.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to hold the light bulb and twenty to drink until the room spins.

CS, (CanadianSparky)

I thought I'd heard just about all the Light Bulb jokes!

You should visit our 'Just for Fun' Area:
https://www.electrical-contractor.net/Fun_Stuff.htm

Enjoy!

Bill

Or:

One, because the world revolves around him...

OR:

None, we're used to being in the dark!