Pull out built in drawers and explore the soffit/attic without falling through the ceiling below. And only when I'm covered in dust, debris and beer cans from the builders will I log in.
Ie, newer members have to be added to the chat room manually by Bill (webmaster.) Send him an email with your login information, and he'll probably have you ready by next Friday's chat.
leland, Look up on the page at the third thread from the top. There's a whole thread dedicated to Problems with Chatroom Logins. I'll bet you'll find your answer there!