Man, this job is getting tougher all the time...
"Effective April 1, 2007
When performing installation, inspection, and/or maintenance of any electrical installation, workmen shall be required to perform said operations while wearing "thong" type undergarments. Said garments will be clearly visible for inspection of any OSHA agent from a distance of not less than 50 feet, and may not be covered by any other garments. For safety and visibility, garments should be of a bright color, preferable pink or "peach", and shall be adorned with some degree of lace."
I hear Victoria's Secret is having a sale...
Oh, should we wear them over our work pants? I'm glad we finally get to be fashionable. The plumbers and their crack will have nothing on us electricians.
Do you think tiger stripe is a bright enough colour?
I think we can only wear the thongs - and of course our tool belts. Tiger striped should be fine I guess.
I work with a 250lb guy. I think when he's going up the ladder it's gonna look like two walruses fighting over a peice of dental floss. Blah!! I'll need to bleach my eyes!
Here's the story entitled "Carhart Introduces Work Thong"
Well, it isn't pink in the picture, but I'm still gonna have to boil my eyes
I would take the tong over the wrong door I knocked on . The guy answered the door in the buff !
That's it I'm becoming a sheetrock slave.
IA
garments should be of a bright color, preferable pink or "peach"
Sounds like Sheriff Joe Arpaio from Arizona had a say in the new rules!
Is the thong rated for arc-flash protection?
It might only cover 1% of body surface area, but hey, that's a pretty important 1%...
The thong is ended but the malady lingers on....
The thong is ended but the malady lingers on....
ROFL!!!
Very punny!!
Yeah, but at least this isn't a kilt....most guys don't have the legs for 'em.
And I have no bum, so the thong's out for me anyway...
The thong remains the same...
Man with no bum. No end of an ass?
You should have bought a more expensive fridge? My Whirlpools have lights in the freezer
Yeah, but at least this isn't a kilt....most guys don't have the legs for 'em.
For those that do, here's a possibility:
http://www.utilikilts.com/store/custom_product.php?products_id=19And unlike the Carhartt thong, this one's for real...
Well for the first time in a long time I wont have to change a thing to be in compliance - of course that's only on Fridays
It's already difficult to be a straight man in San Francisco.
Ann - why just Fridays - if you dont mind elaborating????
ok im dumb but that is joke right? the whole thong thing?
Jason, check the date on the original post. I'd keep pulling your leg, but It's already the 5th!
e57 - Even girls tend to be in a "Whoo Hooo" mood on Fridays.
ok im dumb but that is joke right? the whole thong thing?
Be afraid, Jason, be very afraid...lol.
And welcome to ECN,,, you'll find everyone here to be a great bunch..very knowledgable and friendly.
Ann,
You've never met our PoCo receptionists, they seem to be sour 24/7/365.
Being nice one day a year would be cool.
man i a dummy shoulda looked at the date when i first ready this