Well Brian,
My nurse tells me that you have come down with the "electric bug" that been floating around lately. I recently wrote a prescription for Stan to try and help him with his electric illness. I usually tell people who want to be an electrician to have their head examined. Then they say, "Hey Doc, man, you're an electrician." To which I reply, "Who's the Doctor here? huh? Now get on the table.
" Well, Brian, I think you will live. I'm going to give you the same prescription that I gave Stan. I'm going to prescribe an "established" apprenticeship program. With a balanced diet of on the job training. You will need plenty of exercise in pipe bending, theory, installation of equipment, methods, materials, etc., etc., etc. As The Watt Doctor, I would advise you to seek out local resources to help you with your employment ailment.
You can take this industry as far as you want. Otherwise, take two wire nuts, and call me in the morning. Pay the nurse at the window.....next patient.....please.
Wattological Regards,
Doc