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A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7949
03/01/02 03:28 PM
03/01/02 03:28 PM
Bill Addiss  Offline OP
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Just to lighten your day;

[Linked Image]

Hey, I'm a Blonde too, so it's OK

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Bill

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Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7950
03/01/02 11:55 PM
03/01/02 11:55 PM
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Posts: 4,274
Fullerton, CA USA
I showed a veterinarian friend, (recent immigrant, educated here) how to change the fluorescent lamps in his office.
He called and told me that he was having problems, they "aren't like the tube lamps".
It was a 60A19.(Edison base 60 watt incandescent)
This guy has 4 Degrees, is a well respected Doctor, but apparently none in screwing in a light bulb. [Linked Image]

Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7951
03/02/02 12:11 AM
03/02/02 12:11 AM
Bill Addiss  Offline OP
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[Linked Image]

I had someone call once that was having a problem with misc Light Fixtures around the house. He (Banker/Stockbroker) had been living in this New Home for several months and was noticing that fixtures seemed to stop working in different areas of the House for no reason.

You may have guessed by now, ... the bulbs were starting to burn out.
(They did not know that bulbs had to be replaced!)
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Bill

[This message has been edited by Bill Addiss (edited 03-02-2002).]

Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7952
03/02/02 11:51 AM
03/02/02 11:51 AM
sparky66wv  Offline
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West Virginia
How many Electrical Inspectors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, because the world revolves around them!

Also works with General Contractors and lead guitar players...

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-Virgil
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Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7953
03/02/02 05:09 PM
03/02/02 05:09 PM
Bill Addiss  Offline OP
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Virgil,

Ooo,
(Here's where I gotta make believe I don't know you)

George Corron is going to be able to run after you soon I think, better watch it!
[Linked Image]

Bill

[This message has been edited by Bill Addiss (edited 03-02-2002).]

Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7954
03/02/02 06:07 PM
03/02/02 06:07 PM
electure  Offline

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Fullerton, CA USA
That's what 'ya get for settling for bass.
VK, from what I gather you could rip a good lead, or piano, (it's all in the head)
Run like heck. George isn't gonna be able to get you quite yet. Where you gonna hide?
George, hope it's way better for you...S

Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7955
03/02/02 06:41 PM
03/02/02 06:41 PM
sparky66wv  Offline
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Posts: 2,236
West Virginia
I'm lost [Linked Image]

Is George Moving to WV, or just starting to do inspections more often here?

What's the scoop? (I've missed it...)

*going to read more threads that I've missed lately...*


-Virgil
Residential/Commercial Inspector
5 Star Inspections
Member IAEI
Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7956
03/02/02 06:48 PM
03/02/02 06:48 PM
sparky66wv  Offline
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Posts: 2,236
West Virginia
Aha! His leg is healing and he'll be returning to work soon...

Now I know!

That's great George, welcome back to the field.


-Virgil
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5 Star Inspections
Member IAEI
Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7957
03/03/02 12:55 AM
03/03/02 12:55 AM
Bill Addiss  Offline OP
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 3,901
NY, USA
Here's the guy George, Go get em!

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Re: A Blonde Lightbulb Joke .. #7958
03/10/02 12:10 AM
03/10/02 12:10 AM
G
George Corron  Offline
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Posts: 717
Lorton, Va USA
GEEEEEEEEEZ, ya miss a coupla days [Linked Image]
Sparky, is that an electric harmonica? If not, we could make it so.

The world revolves around Electrical Inspectors? I'm glad all are beginning to realize that, 'bout time [Linked Image]

Moral of the leg story, NEVER break one after 40. It's been since 1/21 and I still am not allowed to walk on it, doc says if the swelling goes down, I can go back to work on limited duty (Like I was gonna do a bunch anyway).

I ain't moving YET Sparky (actually I would like to) but don't forget - I don't have anything to do, and I don't live far. Stay awake my friend, and VERY alert.

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