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Is it just me, or do you guys find some of the warning notices these days really annoying? I'm thinking of the ones that assume everyone is a total idiot.
Recently I installed a new electric oven. There was a tag on it which actually read "Caution: Oven gets hot during baking."
Gee, thanks for telling me, Mr. Manufacturer. I might have mistaken it for a refrigerator otherwise!
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LOL ! Do your tea cups have the 'Caution-HOT' like our coffee cups everywhere here? seriously though, we are probably one of the worst offenders of oversimplified intructions and disclaimers , due to our litigate nature. Many a darwinian has retired wealthy here having won a case on what normal humans would consider embarassing to present publicly. Me? i'm sure the doorlactch on my microwave can be accidently defeated long enough to try to use as a hair dryer...
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Paul, Yes! No doubt a result of our over-litigeous society. I hope that you didn't miss the picture that shows that you can't stand on the door when it's open! Bill
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That "little ol'lady from Pasadena" that sued McDonalds for the hot coffee in her lap has the fast food places putting the message "Caution: contents hot" on their hot coffee cups (in three languages).
Well, no kidding. If I got COLD coffee, I'd drive back around and tell them about it!!
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"Shin pads will not protect any part of the body they do not cover"
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Ah, glad to see it's not just me then! I like your examples.
I'm afraid that the litigation is getting bad here as well. Yes, all the styrofoam coffee cups in McDonald's here now have the "Caution: Contents hot" warning on them - Only in English though. I wonder if I could get them to serve a milk shake in one & then sue them because the contents are cold??!
I bought a rotary pipe cutter a while ago. The packaging said "Warning: Do not rotate on finger."
The ultimate statement of the blindingly obvious was the microwave-ready meal with a notice which read "Caution: Contents may be hot after heating." Duh.....
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Saw a great one yesterday while connecting up a CNC machine from Japan. It had a dedicated 25KVA 480x200V transformer with warning label that showed and read: Exclamation Point - "Falling Down, Corner" (do not drop) Fire symbol - "No Over Road" (overload) Shower head - "No Water, Huminity" It came in a crate that was originally sent to "Indiana...Polis" [This message has been edited by electure (edited 09-26-2001).]
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How about hairdryers marked " Do not use this appliance while sleeping".
I heard a comedy routine on the radio a while back that covered this topic pretty well. Sorry I can't remember the examples, but I do remember that it brought tears to my eyes, I was laughing so hard.
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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Originally posted by Tom: How about hairdryers marked " Do not use this appliance while sleeping".
They've gotta be kidding! Who would try to use a hair dryer while asleep?! I'm just waiting for the handbooks with a new car to have a warning on pg. 1, something like: "Caution: Driving into walls may be dangerous" or "Warning: Hitting other vehicles can be hazardous to your heath." Maybe they should include something about not driving with your eyes shut.....
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Just been reminded of another one (non electrical):
On all our bottles of sleeping tablets now - "Caution: May cause drowsiness."
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