British humour, old bean. We're usually the only ones who laugh!
Neddy Seagoon: "What are you doing down there, Eccles?"
Eccles: "Everybody's got to be somewhere!"
- The Highly Esteemed Goon Show, 1950's BBC Radio.
or-
"Now, children, how would you like two daddies?
On the chair, behind the door.
Hey diddle-diddle!
Here comes poppa,
So up with your chopper,
And split him dahn the middle!
- 'Uncle Rubbish', spoof 'BBC Radio Childrens' Hour' presenter, [aka Peter Sellers]. [1958]