May your fireworks be in the sky above and not in your breaker panel.
May you come back after the 4th with as many fingers that you left with (in the case of my ol' shop teacher, that would be 8).
May the parts of the 4th that you remember be good memories.
May your have a safe 4th so you can enjoy the 5th and the days after that.
If you have any witty lines to add to this, post it
Have a happy and safe 4th