I have NEVER been shocked!!!
I also live on Mars and believe the CIA is watching me via the V-Chip in the TV set.
P.S. have land for sale in Florida Everglades.
OK, with that out of my system, let me do a quick describe of the wonderful times I decided to become a current carrying conductor
First experience of drawing current through my body happened around age 3 or 4, with the ever bright idea of plugging in something while holding the plug's blades.
Ohhh the vibrations!!! 120 VAC, "x" milliamperes and 60 Hz! what an eye opening experience.
Moving into working with my father, found out how to work on and around energised stuff by a systematic level of trial and error.
After becoming a full time sparky, got to learn the hands on hard way about open neutral situations or open circuitry for L-L / L-L-L loads.
Got to feel what the high leg of a 4 wire delta has to offer. On one occasion, felt what an ungrounded conductor on a 3 wire grounded delta (240 VAC) does across a semi fixed resistance / reactance (went from right hand to a bonded conduit via tear in pants on right leg).
Luckily, only had 2 instances of pushing current through my limbs at 277 VAC.
Other shock related fun includes camera flash lamp tank circuits, testing Inductors or similar coils with an ohm meter, then holding fingers across coil leads while removing a test lead, the un-discharged capacitor trick, extremely high ESD on VGA monitors (old IBM 14" VGA monochrome monitors with the glare shields added on were common blasters!), crash course in Telephone Ringer AC Voltage, finding a leaky spark plug wire, etc...
Can say this: It's been a few years since the last shock!!!....
Just wondering if I looked similar to the guy pictured below???
Scott s.e.t.