Conversation over a keg:
"Dude, we need more light."
"No problem bro, my dad's brother's second cousin is one of those electric guys."
"Rock on! Maybe he'll put a light up there."
(Several hours, one phone call, some tin snips and an empty keg later
"It's up, guys. Y'all just need some bulbs."
"Dude, you rock! Tell my dad's bro I said Woah."
(At the next keg party
"Man, why'd we put that light up? Now all the chicks are UGLY!!"
"No prob, dude. Just take the bulbs out!!"
Oh yeah, love the ballast support too.
edited for spellin's
[This message has been edited by mxslick (edited 07-20-2005).]