Some of these handymen have begun to place ads on-line in addition to the good old paper notes. Can it get more "we fix everything" than this ad I found in a news group?

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Two handymen's seeking job, we work in the team.

We are 26 and 29 years old (mechanic and electrical fitter) We are ready to
hard work. We can work to 12 hours daily by 7 days on week.

Job may be in farming, construction and other.

We can mend everything.

We have experience like a welder, painter, joiner, plumber, gardener, house
builder, and other general jobs.

We also can fix cars, tractors, building equipments, and what do you want.

We are right people.

We also have driving licence.

We speak English[...]


[This message has been edited by C-H (edited 03-24-2004).]