Yuo all know the really friendly type of people, who always put thier hand on your shoulder when they talk to you....
Anyway, a GC had a kinda new PM who would always try to give you (Physically) a pat on the back, or touch you when he talked to you. It bothered some of my guys, and I had to have a discussion with him about it. "You're creeping some of my guys out, you're always so touchy feely..."
(Some of you are not going to find this funny. Some might.)
A few days later, I am working in a 6' 208 cabinet on LIVE busswork. This moron, walks up behind me, puts his hand on my sweaty back and says, "Hi, Mark..." then puts his other hand on the cabinet. YEOW! And falls on the floor next to me. (I'm pissed because I got a bit of it too, and he could have killed us both.) I scream, "I told you, never touch the electricians!"
He was fine, and I had to explain to him what he just did by completing the circuit to ground, and he never touched me, or any of my guys again.
Years later he doesn't even shake my hand.
"Well - I oughta....." -Jackie Gleason