That was great!! I have to admit to being in that state of mind many times myself
If you find more, send them this way.
Here's an old-ee [I hope to remember it all and correctly]:
Two Engineers [Bob and Fred] were walking home from the lab one night. Fred tells Bob: " Yesterday, I was walking to work at the lab, when this beautiful woman rode up to me on her Bicycle. She threw her bike down on the ground, tore off all her clothes and said -"Take What You Want!!" - So I rode off on the bike".
Punch line from Bob: " That's a good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway".
That's a classic joke,, hope I didn't trash it too much!
My Sister E-Mailed it to me about 4 years ago, back when I was becoming more serious and involved in the Electrical Engineering aspects of our trade, instead of just studying the stuff for personal reasons! I laughed for days, but not too many other people found it funny
Thanks again for the laugh!