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#20262 - 01/12/03 01:57 PM Difference between men and women
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Have you ever wondered what the difference is, technically speaking?

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#20263 - 01/12/03 02:48 PM Re: Difference between men and women
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And ya never which button to push
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#20264 - 01/12/03 05:01 PM Re: Difference between men and women
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I usually hit the wrong button. And all hell breaks lose.
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#20265 - 01/12/03 06:18 PM Re: Difference between men and women
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ROTFL!

I'm not sure if my wife will get a kick out of that, or if I'll get kicked out!
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#20266 - 01/13/03 03:14 AM Re: Difference between men and women
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LOL!

I'm sure many women look at us the same way, just with the labels reversed.

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#20267 - 01/13/03 10:06 AM Re: Difference between men and women
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#20268 - 01/13/03 11:09 AM Re: Difference between men and women
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I'd bet the ON/OFF switch on the lower board is disabled or defaults right back to ON.
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#20269 - 01/20/03 11:17 AM Re: Difference between men and women
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Let me preface this story with the fact that we did have a problem with the battery on our car 2 weeks ago. When I was getting a jump I noticed that it is not a maint. free battery. Nice 2 year old car so I NEVER thought to look at the battery. I always buy maint. free batteries. That is my defense.

My wife was in Vegas for the weekend and I get this phone call when she was on her way back.

The battery died and fortunately I valet parked it so the valets jumped the car. But then I had to get gas and we had to get this nice old asian couple to jump the car.

Me. Why did you turn off the car?

Don't you have to do that?

Me. No

So when I put the new battery in this morning I connect the battery and my first thought was, well I know this one works because the lights are on. My second thought was, the lights are on.

When I call her and tell her that she says, Nancy must have done that when she was driving back last night.

Yes Dear.

Scott
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#20270 - 01/20/03 02:01 PM Re: Difference between men and women
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There may not be that big of a difference!Read on......


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#20271 - 01/20/03 05:13 PM Re: Difference between men and women
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Loc: New Hampshire
Hazardous Materials Information Bulletin

Material Safety Data Sheet

Woman: A Chemical Analysis

Element: Woman

Symbol: WO

Discoverer: Unknown

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 53kg but known to vary from 40kg to 200kg.

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all areas.

Physical Properties:

1. Surface usually covered with a painted film.

2. Boils at nothing, freezes without any known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various stages ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but flexibility greatly increases by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Usage:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid in relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as other specimens do not come in direct contact with one another.
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