telling us we can get rich quick by growing an a*s the shape of our computer chairs

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oh that i had the intestinal fortitude to pursue such lofty hieghts of shill MLM capitalism

yet it's not in the cards for this aging (and in good company) boy scout, so i'll just skulk off to my vermiculite infested crawl space, and have a nice big chunk 'o cheese with my whine