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#19319 - 12/24/02 05:25 AM Yes, There IS a Santa Claus
rowdyrudy Offline
Registered: 11/02/02
Posts: 169
Loc: Mascoutah, IL USA
I know this is off topic but I think there may be kindred souls out there.
A friend informed me that my 2nd wife, a former Playboy centerfold, now weighs in at about 225 lbs. and has an affinity for gin. Thank you Santa!
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#19320 - 12/24/02 08:20 AM Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus
lwinter31 Offline
Registered: 11/23/02
Posts: 40
Loc: Texas
Yes there is a Santa.

My 2nd wife (former thorn in side)
moved some 800 miles away.

Now enjoy the company of a Beautiful Lady
that supports my EC endeavors.

Happy Holidays to All

#19321 - 12/24/02 09:55 AM Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus
HotLine1 Offline

Registered: 04/03/02
Posts: 6776
Loc: Brick, NJ USA
Should we start an "ex wives club"??
Alimony support group???

BTW, I got rid of the bixxx in '76, got the divorce finalized in '81...
Got married the second and last time in '86, and have been HAPPY ever since. She's the best thing that ever happened to me!!!

#19322 - 12/24/02 10:17 AM Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus
Ron F Offline
Registered: 10/09/02
Posts: 14
Loc: Bergen co.N.J
Been married to the same beautiful woman for 20 years. Now if I could do something about the (outlaws) I mean inlaws.
#19323 - 12/24/02 10:33 AM Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus
BuggabooBren Offline
Registered: 11/15/01
Posts: 328
Loc: NM

You know, there was the topic once about 'what was the dumbest thing you've done?'... I was tempted to post this then but will do so now:

Now Ex-husband (#2) was destructing an added-on room, done by a half-vast tenant before we bought the place and was in violation of several codes. He was stubbing off a power line that had gone to an outlet or two, working with the power off, when he bundled up the whole wad of wires, bound them up together with several wraps of electrical tape and shoved them back into the box in the ceiling which he planned to cover with drywall and paint. My mistake? As he was pointing his screwdriver up to the box to show me his handiwork and was to about to flip the breaker back on, I mentioned that he might not want all the wires touching each other in that wad. His friend, who is an electrician happened to walk into the garage as I said that and said something to the effect that the ex would've been smokin'.

So, please Santa.... give me another chance, ok? Just one more chance??? I promise I'll do better!!

The great thing now is that I've married a sweet lovable guy whom I dated 23 years ago and life is excellent, blessed and movin' right along!
#19324 - 12/24/02 11:04 AM Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus
SvenNYC Offline
Registered: 08/19/02
Posts: 1691
Loc: New York City
"My mistake? As he was pointing his screwdriver up to the box to show me his handiwork and was to about to flip the breaker back on, I mentioned"

As Ralph Kramden would say, "I've got a BIIIIIIIGG MOUTH!"
#19325 - 12/26/02 11:12 AM Re: Yes, There IS a Santa Claus
Redsy Offline
Registered: 03/28/01
Posts: 2056
Loc: Bucks County PA
That reminds me...

A man comes screaching into his driveway, busts open the door and shouts "Honey, hurry up and pack, you won't believe it, but I just hit the lottery!"
"Hooray!" she yells, "what should I pack?. beachwear?, skiwear?"
"It doesn't matter," he replied "just get the heck out!"

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