I've pulled off many miracles in my time, usually one after another such that they actually become expected of me now.
I owe my supplier $1200
I owe my helper $300
I owe child support $300 + another $300 is late.
I owe the phone company $250
All of this must be paid by Friday.
I have less than $100 to my name, and I'm spread out so thin on my jobs, that I can't possibly get any one of them finished to get paid by then.
So, I guess what all this means is: If you don't see me on ECN for a while, it's because my phone has been cut off, but I'll eventually be back. Don't want anyone to think that they made me mad or something.
Even if I became a doctor or a lawyer, I'd still figure out a way to remain in poverty level!