Two electricians walk into a tavern to relax after a hard day. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about difficult inspectors.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress, and the boys turn to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller? asks one of the guys. No, the woman shakes her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asks the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue,
shakes her head. No again.
The first sparkey walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.
The helpful guy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I
never seen anybody do it."
Merry Christmas to All