There are some things even beyond Duct Tape!
This fixture (and pole) is finally going to be retired!

Bill

duct tape is like the "force"
it has a light side
it has a dark side
and it binds the universe together

Bill,
Maybe they just didn't use enough ductape!!

For all of you public television fans, has Red Green seen this ? Or done this ?

George,
This is probably at red green's house.

I didn't realize the many "uses" of duct tape til I moved to WV......and all I can do is shake my head and chuckle.

Hey, my daughter says duct tape can fix anything. Also removes cat hair from a sweater. Thought all needed a good laugh.

Total cost of proper repair:
$14.99 + tax = for lamp
3.00 fuel to get to store to buy it
5.00 for time spent shopping
45.00/hr for the guy with all the neat tools

A 200ft roll of duct tape IS more cost effective actually, just ain't as purdy!

Spkjpr,
Ductape will also remove cat hair from a cat!