To go with the other thread...a client says to me...

"Our neighbor had a fire and called us at 2 a.m., I want everything in our house fixed so it's safe."

Dave

"Mrs. Wonderful, do you want to do all these jobs now, or some now and some later?"

(Mrs. Wonderful) "Let's do them all now".

(Thank You God!)

Dave

That's only great if they don't choke on the proposal price.